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An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch
when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned
beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too." Next day - the
Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to
his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and jumps too. The
redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna, and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have
given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
much." Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look
at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch!"
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